The Best 40 Creative Jokes :
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
- Because it was two-tired!
3. How do you organize a space party?
- You planet!
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
- An impasta!
5. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
- They don't have the guts!
6. How does a penguin build its house?
- Igloos it together!
7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho cheese!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
- He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
10. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
- A carrot!
11. Why did the coffee file a police report?
- It got mugged!
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite!
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
- Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. How does a penguin make its way in the world?
- On its own iceberg!
15. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
- Because then they'd be bagels!
16. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- Sophish-ticated!
17. What did one hat say to the other?
- Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?
- Because they make up everything!
19. What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
- A blood orange!
20. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- Because it wasn't peeling well!
21. Why did the math book look sad?
- Because it had too many problems.
22. How does a snowman get around?
- By riding an “icicle”!
23. What’s brown and sticky?
- A stick!
24. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
- He just needed a little space.
25. Why don’t scientists trust water?
- Because it’s always up to something!
26. What did one wall say to the other wall?
- “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite!
28. How do you organize a fantastic space party?
- You “planet”!
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
- In case he got a hole in one!
30. What did one plate say to another plate?
- “Lunch is on me!”
31. How do you catch a squirrel?
- Climb a tree and act like a nut!
32. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
- A blood orange!
33. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- They don’t have the guts!
34. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
- A kingfish!
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?
- Because they make up everything!
36. What did one hat say to another?
- “Stay here, I’m going on ahead!”
37. Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Because it was two-tired!
38. What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
- Vein-illa!
39. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
- To talk to the other side!
40. How do you organize a space party?
- You planet!